Also, if we got a divorce, she would get half of my money; making me ostensibly poor, yet still paying her to just get *pounded* by other dudes. Which will happen because she is still smoking hot, whereas I look like a Nazi propaganda cartoon of a Jew.
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Matthew Gruman, cyborg-ish, neurotic about my age.
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