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Amila Borkowsky’s Mom - Lambskin Condoms
Amy Borkowsky has the most stereotypically Jewish mother in the history of the universe. Amy’s mom telephones with frightening frequency; the resultant answering machine messages are so painfully, gloriously absurd that Amy started secretly recording them for posterity over 10 years ago.
Behold.
“Ask yourself ‘how safe would you feel with his schmeckel wrapped in a diploma?’” *tear*
