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Greg: i bought a lime at safeway that is the size and shape of a large lemon
Matthew: i bought a lime that was the size and shape of a shitake mushroom
Greg: i bought a lime that is the size and shape of the 3rd copy of the declaration of independance
Matthew: i bought a lime that is the size and shape of prince edward island. I keep it in Nunavut
Greg: i bought a lime that is the size and shape of the goodyear blimp, i rent it out for major sporting events
Matthew: i bought a lime that is the size and shape of money that i give this guy from lethbridge in exchange for his lime that's the size and shape of the goodyear blimp
Greg: i bought a lime the size and shape of a ATM machine to deposit my lime shaped and sized moneys
Matthew: aaaaaand scene