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Penny, is vulnerably but brilliantly depressive until a classmate gives her a copy of boy band Seven Up’s CD and she becomes obsessed with singer Johnny Moon. The self-absorbed Ezra, fixated on German nihilism, plays with a puppet, wears stockings and pops a mind-altering combination of Ritalin and Dexedrine to combat his ADHD

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The Lamb siblings run away from school on a bus tour of the Wal-Marts and McDonald’s of the continent, financing their trip by selling the Paxil and Ritalin they’re been described.

— From the back of Legoland, a play by Jacob Richmond, published by Talonbooks. Sometimes it feels like jacket descriptions are written just for me.