Dear short people with umbrellas
I really appreciate the gesture when you lift your umbrella in the air to avoid hitting me, but all that accomplishes is terrifying me because you’re about to poke out my eye.
matthew.gruman.org
25
Oct
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Matthew Gruman, cyborg-ish, 30.
This blog is currently about food. Unless otherwise mentioned, all recipes are my own.
I live in Vancouver, BC.
You can ask a question or send email to my first name @ my full name dot com.
