- Natalie: Hey have you seen my new kleenexes?
- Matthew: No? *inspects domestically challenged Sniff kleenex*
- Natalie: Pretty cool, hey?
- Matthew: *sniffs them* They don't smell like anything.
- Natalie: ... They're not supposed to.
- Matthew: *sees that Sniff is the brand of Kleenex not instructions* Oh.
- Natalie: OMG. Did you seriously just do that? Awesome.
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- Hand me something with a verb on it, and I'll probably do said verb. You're the weird one, not me.
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Matthew Gruman, cyborg-ish, 30.
This blog is currently about food. Unless otherwise mentioned, all recipes are my own.
I live in Vancouver, BC.
You can ask a question or send email to my first name @ my full name dot com.
