matthew.gruman.org

22 Jun
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A is for aisle
B is for bdelliums
C is for czar
D is for djinn
E for Euphrates
F is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladies
G for Gnarly,
I for irk
H is for hour
J for jalapeños
K is for knick-knack
L is for llama
M is for mdomo
N for neumonic
O is for ouija board
P for pneumonia pterodactyl and psychosis
Q is for qat
R is for R-gyle (No, it isn’t)
S is for Saar, a lovely German river
T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver
U is for urn, but not like earning money
V for vraisemblance from French,
W for wren, wrinkly, and who.
X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, true!
Y is for yperite, a very nasty gas.
And zed’s the final letter
And by final, I mean last.

—Barenaked Ladies - Crazy ABCs