Williams-Sonoma
- Him: Hello!
- Me: Holy crap!
- Him: Oh I scared you, I'm sorry
- Me: Yeah, little bit
- Him: Is that for dinner? [pointing towards my pound of coffee and bag o chips]
- Me: What? No... you work in a kitchen store, man! That's not dinner
- Him: Anyway, can I help you with anything?
- Me: Yes, I'm looking for a knife sharpener
- [blah blah blah]
- Him: Just make sure you don't cut a finger off! [quickly shows me his index finger, which is cut down to the first joint]
- Me: [thinking he did a magic trick, and very impressed] Let me see that again!
- Him: [shows that's it's really cut]
- Me: Did you actually chop it off with a knife?
- Him: No with a saw--I used to work in a mill
- Me: Awww... that's disappointing
- Him: Yeah, but it's still a good conversation starter
