Morning bus ride conversations are confusing
- Her: you look like you do origami, do you?
- Me: I always wanted to learn, but no
- Her: oh the best thing in the world is taking Adderall and doing origami
- you just have to make sure you're taking the slow-acting kind, not the fast-acting
- I swear it's better than sex
- Me: I don't like to judge things before I try them
- but I think you're wrong...
