August 2011
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RIP Jack Layton
Before the last election, my brother took his two daughters (then 1 and 3) to an NDP rally in Edmonton to see Jack Layton speak. The older one asked why there were so many people:
Him: you know how Ms. Johnson runs your pre-school classroom? Her: yeah Him: well Jack Layton wants to run the whole country Her: woah…
She spent the next half hour watching him talk in silent amazement.
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“[Dany Larivière] joked that his ex-wife, Isabelle Prévost, had always wanted a...”
– Mayor dumps gift-wrapped 20-tonne boulder on ex-wife’s lawn
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Kate Nash - “Happy Merry”
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“[Sherlock Holmes’] career has been a long one - though it is possible to...”
– Arthur Conan Doyle
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Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Matthew: holy cow
Clooney's in this with a moustache!
movie just went to 11
Greg: nice
i absolutely love that guy
especially w/ a moustache
“He soon acquired the forlorn look that one sees in vegetarians.”
– Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
How did this actually happen?
MRI tech: oh it's hitting your nose
I have to go adjust that
Me: haha, that's alright I'm used to it
most of my Jewish genes are in my face
MRI tech: ...what do you mean?
Me: I have a big nose...
MRI tech: I don't understand
Me: Jews typically have big noses
MRI tech: oh do they?
I've never heard that
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