October 2010
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“Olive Garden? That. Is. Not. Italian. Food. It may sound Italian, but so does...”
– Anthony Bourdain
September 2010
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Leonard Cohen - “Famous Blue Raincoat”
WatchUnsurprisingly, one of the first things I did with my new iPod Touch involves the Gin Blossoms’ “Hey Jealousy” and a ridiculous talking cat.
“A man with male pattern baldness ain’t the blues. A woman with male...”
– Rules Of The Blues (via)
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Tom Waits - Anywhere I Lay My...
Ditto pharmacies
Pharmacist: so we're part of this new program called CanadaRX that [reading from paper form as he's handing it to me] collects medical... information for... um, they'll send you updates about new developments in your medications and other things...
Me: OK...
is this a government program or some commercial thing?
Pharmacist: haha, no it's not run by one of the [looks to co-worker for approval]... big drug companies at all! But honestly, I'm not really sure who runs it
Me: [blank stare]
Pharmacist: [blank stare]
Me: ಠ_ಠ
so you want me to hand over all my medication history to a company you know nothing about?
Pharmacist: [slight pause, takes back form] you know what? I'm going to look into this and let you know next time I see you
Morning bus ride conversations are confusing
Her: you look like you do origami, do you?
Me: I always wanted to learn, but no
Her: oh the best thing in the world is taking Adderall and doing origami
you just have to make sure you're taking the slow-acting kind, not the fast-acting
I swear it's better than sex
Me: I don't like to judge things before I try them
but I think you're wrong...
Awkward is...
…deciding to set my Facebook relation status to “single” instead of nothing, and having this conversation with a high school friend I’ve only spoken to a half dozen times since graduation:
Him: hey Matthew, saw your status..
I just broke up with my ex fiancee about 2 months ago so I know what you’re going through..
i just wanted to let you know I’m here if...
PFork: A Feature About Nothing: The 1990s in Lists →
This is pretty great… at least, if we’re about the same age, I imagine you’ll agree.
I thought (hoped?) I’d hate this, but item #1 is The Lexicon of Grunge and the rest is pretty score, too.
