October 2010
27 posts
Mojave 3 - “In Love With A View”
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“Belgrad added that the film’s highly anticipated sequel will involve Iran.”
– Studio Admits Entire Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Just Marketing Campaign For ‘You Don’t Mess With The Zohan’ That Got Out Of Hand
Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
Dear short people with umbrellas
I really appreciate the gesture when you lift your umbrella in the air to avoid hitting me, but all that accomplishes is terrifying me because you’re about to poke out my eye.
“Then [Lorna Crozier] asked C.R. if he wanted to touch her ass. C.R. demurred,...”
– Dave Bidini shares important life advice
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This is from the first thing I posted on...
WatchI also like to play Tom Waits songs on Sundays. And, apparently, I like to make weird guitarist faces?
Me: I just made myself bleed cutting butter
high point in my culinary life right there
Greg: nice
massive butter knife cut wound?
Me: I was using a steak knife I'd just used to cut my bread
it's still bleeding
all I wanted was a grilled cheese, man
Greg: hahah
I cut myself on a crusty baguette at granville island once
seriously
Me: that's so ridiculous
Greg: it was super crusty
Me: did it draw blood?
Greg: oh yeah, lots
had to find a bandaid
Me: you didn't clot with the white part of the bread?
Greg: I hadn't even bought the bread yet
I did though, of course
Me: nervous about potential cloning?
I get ya
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“You *really* like [paper guillotines], don’t you?”
– Kathleen
“Well I guess you don’t go bird-watching or peep on your neighbors!”
– We found a box of toy binoculars at the office today and Donna was miffed that no one wanted a pair.
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Paging Dr. House
Lisa: the spinal was clear, but the test for Sjogrens/Lupus came back positive
so they're sending me to the Mayo Clinic to see some more specialists
Me: I can't believe you have Lupus...
*no one* gets Lupus!
but I can't wait until you meet your grizzled and rude, yet brilliant, doctor and get everything sorted out
Lisa: LOL
I prefer the English accent, though
“I’ve only had [a Krispy Kreme donut] once, and it gave me diabetes again.”
– BREAKING! New diabetes joke!
