Pedigree Dogs ad shot 1000 FPS using the Phantom camera (via)
PSA: If you are not Jim Jarmusch, you are not allowed to look like Jim Jarmusch
Wouldn’t it be funny…
…if the ONLY thing created by humans which survives the eventual sun burn out would be the broadcast television and radio shows whose signals are, as we speak, making their way across the vast expanse of the universe.
Kind of puts immortality in perspective.
Obviously then a Woman is not to be irritated as long as she is in a position where she can turn round.
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I tried Starbucks’ Via (instant coffee) today. Keeping in mind that Starbucks hovers around #5 on my list of “Places I buy coffee,” it’s not bad. It tastes like Starbucks coffee but with a slight twinge of that typical instant coffee aftertaste. Easily the best instant coffee I’ve ever had.
It won’t replace fresh coffee, but I’m definitely taking a few packages next time I’m on a plane.
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I’m photogenic
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Tech support
- Travis: quick question
- what's the print screen button on a mac?
- Matthew: Apple-Shift 3 for full screen
- Apple-Shift 4 for cross hairs
- Travis: ah! there it is
- thanks!
- Matthew: you're welcome, you dumb fuck
- Travis: i called that one perfectly
- at first i thought you would go with son of a bitch
- but then i took into account the tenor of the question and realized that fuck was called for
We are an idea in the process of being realized.
We are young.
We are cultures strung together then woven into a tapestry and the design is what makes us more than the sum totals of our history.
We are an experiment going right for a change.
—”We Are More” by Shane Koyczan (from the Opening Ceremonies)
New Gil Scott-Heron album
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As George Woodcock teaches us: our freedom as a city is a tradition that should be protected and we should not underestimate an attack on that freedom whether symbolic or otherwise.
- Greg: i bought a lime at safeway that is the size and shape of a large lemon
- Matthew: i bought a lime that was the size and shape of a shitake mushroom
- Greg: i bought a lime that is the size and shape of the 3rd copy of the declaration of independance
- Matthew: i bought a lime that is the size and shape of prince edward island. I keep it in Nunavut
- Greg: i bought a lime that is the size and shape of the goodyear blimp, i rent it out for major sporting events
- Matthew: i bought a lime that is the size and shape of money that i give this guy from lethbridge in exchange for his lime that's the size and shape of the goodyear blimp
- Greg: i bought a lime the size and shape of a ATM machine to deposit my lime shaped and sized moneys
- Matthew: aaaaaand scene
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Nina Simone - “I Shall Be Released”
Why I love Nina Simone: the first 15 seconds of the this recording*
* also the last 15 seconds**
** and everything that happens between the first and last 15 seconds
